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Terms of Service
Last updated November 2026
1. Who we are
Velvet Oracle sells personalised fortune-telling readings written by AI in the voice of our character, Madame Mira. By buying a reading you agree to these terms.
2. Entertainment only
Readings are for entertainment and personal reflection. They are created with AI in the voice of our character Madame Mira and are not a substitute for medical, legal, financial or psychological advice. Do not make a decision about your health, safety, money, legal position or relationships based only on a reading.
3. Adults only
You must be 18 or older to purchase. We ask you to confirm this at checkout and we may cancel orders we believe were placed by a minor.
4. What you can ask
We screen questions before payment. Questions about health, illness, pregnancy, death or lifespan, legal cases, gambling or lottery numbers are declined, and so is any attempt to read a third party's private thoughts. If a question suggests you are in crisis we will not produce a reading and we will show you crisis support information.
5. Your responsibility for content
Do not submit unlawful, abusive or third-party confidential information. We may decline or cancel any order that breaks these terms, with a full refund.
6. Prices and payment
All prices are in Canadian dollars (CAD) and include no hidden charges. Payments are processed by Stripe. Subscriptions renew monthly until cancelled and can be cancelled at any time from your readings page.
7. Delivery
Readings are generated automatically after payment is confirmed and appear on screen, by email, and as a downloadable PDF. Typical delivery is under five minutes.
8. Changes
We may update these terms. The version in force is the one published here when you place an order.